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Monday, April 11, 2011

I is for it's a fun dating world out there, people

The following things have actually been said to me on dates:

My dad works at Wells Fargo.  It's a banking institution. 

My favorite part of going to BYU-I was the Honor Code.

(After walking me to my car.)  Well, good luck on finals!  (Finals were 6 weeks away.) 

(After walking me to my door.)  Well, can I call you when I get ready to apply to law school?  (It was May.)


Any fun lines you all would like to share?
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 11, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    Dating is great.... married life is better. I promise.

    It's not because marriage is some happy schmappy fairy tale. It's because I don't have to go to dinner with extremely stupid/flirty/"pious boys who do nothing but talk about their mission, money, parents, and future plans. Instead, my husband and I can talk about more important things- like how excited I am for the next episode of Glee.

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  2. SkippyMomApril 11, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    Have to agree with Abby [and not just about Glee!] :) And truthfully, when you are married your guard is so far down [after years of doing this] that the lines get better.

    No one makes me spit take over silly stuff quite like my husband.

    [And I had to read Alexandra's first paragraph several times before I could figure it out. Wow - that guy was a doof!]

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  3. Jenna WallaceApril 11, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    Best (ha!) line I ever heard on a date? "So, ever been in any car accidents."

    Yep, I don't miss dating.

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  4. MJApril 11, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    I had a guy tell me that he had an eclectic taste in music, pause, and ask if I knew what that means. This after being told that I was an English major.

    Also, he would periodically send me texts telling me "Hay you, marry christmas" and asking if I wanted to "hang out" after I was engaged to the man who's now my husband. :)

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  5. ColtApril 11, 2011 at 2:51 PM

    "I usually like to out with 'cute' guys, but it's nice going out with someone different for a change."

    "I picked you because you were the most non-Jewish looking guy in the room."

    Both were real, two different girls, and never resulted in a second date.

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  6. ebvApril 11, 2011 at 9:55 PM

    "I have to tell you, I'm really shy."

    or

    "Mind if my sister and her friends come along?"

    or

    "So, what's your typical day like?"

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  7. Hart JohnsonApril 12, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    *giggles* Boys are silly. It's been so long since I was in the dating pool, it seems I have no recollection at all.

    Love the title of your blog!

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  8. RuApril 12, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    You guys had some amazing additions, hahaha :) Loved it

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