You know all those blogs that are dedicated to materialism and covetousness?

This post is going to be like one of those.

I give you the, And Then She Was Like Blah Blah Blah: I Want That Edition.

I would like some sweet custom maps of New Denver, Fake Austin and ... umm ... London 2.0.

And a giant mirror.

And a cake dish shaped like a beehive. 

And an iMac.

And Diet Coke dispenser. 

And shutters that go on the inside, like so:

(For the sake of full disclosure, I make no money off this blog, do not know any of the people I have just linked to, and while I aspire to corporate whoredom generally, do not currently believe there is the remotest likelihood that I would ever be given a fancy oven just because I blogged about all the happy feelings double ovens give me.  I did work at Deseret Book once, but I'm just going to go buy the cake dish even though I don't have the employee discount anymore.)

Sometimes it's nice to just get aspirational and pretend I could afford all these things.  Off to make a spirit board collage now.