I know my first post of 2010 should probably be a sentimental recap of 2009, or perhaps a list of resolutions for the coming calendar year ... but nope. That's just not my style.
Rather, I would like to complain that I lost one of my favorite earrings last night.
While I was stone-cold sober.
And surrounded by several tipsy people.
And a few drunk people.
And one REALLY drunk person.
I was the person who lost something and cannot figure out where it could have possibly gone.
And folks wonder why I don't drink. It's simply because I lack the necessary life skills, friends.
PS - Just because they were $8 J.C. Penny earrings doesn't mean I didn't truly and deeply love them.

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