Friday, January 1, 2010


I know my first post of 2010 should probably be a sentimental recap of 2009, or perhaps a list of resolutions for the coming calendar year ... but nope.  That's just not my style.

Rather, I would like to complain that I lost one of my favorite earrings last night.

While I was stone-cold sober.

And surrounded by several tipsy people.

And a few drunk people.

And one REALLY drunk person.

I was the person who lost something and cannot figure out where it could have possibly gone.

And folks wonder why I don't drink.  It's simply because I lack the necessary life skills, friends.

PS - Just because they were $8 J.C. Penny earrings doesn't mean I didn't truly and deeply love them.

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