But in the course of moving and ordering new furniture, I have become overwhelmed by cardboard. IT'S EVERYWHERE.
The problem is that my new apartment complex does valet trash. I leave my trash or recycling outside my apartment at night, and little garbage fairies come to take it away. Then I bring my empty cans back in the next morning.
But the fairies won't take anything that won't fit inside a normal, kitchen-sized trash bag. Little bastards are unionized.
I bought a box cutter last night, thinking I could slice up all the cardboard and slowly filter it out the door with my recycling. Then I began the process, and realized it would take me about a month. I really, really don't want to keep looking at empty boxes, packing paper, bubble wrap and cellophane for the next month.
Not to incriminate myself as to future crimes (hello, theft of services), but I think I'm going to take a stealthy trip to the church dumpster tonight.
The only problem is that I think it will take multiple trips. :/