I just had to add this - Kate (my 100 lb blonde sorority sister) just sent me the following email:
"Ballsack you were right. The US Airways flight that leaves from SLC and STOPS in Austin is a lot less than if you leave from Austin directly. Seriously, wtf? You should call the airline and bring that to their attention. I could chokeabitch."
I love it when Kate threatens to chokeabitch.