... the shoes.
Oh holy balls the shoes.
I wore a pair of particularly adorable shoes to work today. I mean SHAMEFULLY adorable. EVERYONE compliments them. Even men.
The problem was that today was the first day I walked to work in the adorable shoes instead of driving to work in the adorable shoes. I was miserable by the time I was within a block of my office and kicked them off as soon as possible.
So today, when I walked home, I did it barefoot, carrying the adorable shoes. Which is every bit as disgusting as it sounds.
Damn you, Dirty Monkey!*
* Quoting friend Kevin, who said this after our friend Lacey twisted her ankle in her own pair of shamefully adorable shoes. Oh boys and their lack of shoe knowledge.
Ew. And, condolences.
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