Tuesday, February 14, 2012

terrible movies are good for something

I've never been into the Twilight movies.  (Shocking, I know.)  I saw the first two because the situations presented themselves -- it was all very passive voice.

But as I sorted through my Redbox options for tonight (a snuggly Valentine's evening with my puppy and some takeout), I couldn't stop pondering Breaking Dawn.

Really, if there were ever a movie to make me feel pretty good about being single again on Valentine's Day, it's a movie where a teen bride is rewarded for her virtue with a monster baby that eats its way out of her uterus.

I like my uterus just the way it is, thanks.


  1. I didn't realize it was in the redbox now. I may have to go get it, just because I have heard the vampiric c-section makes an "omnomnom" noise.

  2. I haven't even seen Breaking Dawn. It sorta grosses me out.

  3. Last Saturday at work we had this giant Breaking Dawn display set up. It was a little disturbing to have Jacob, Edward, and Bella watch over me at work.

  4. Definitely makes you appreciate what you have. Or don't.

  5.'re right, this is a good time for a terrible movie.. I haven't seen Breaking Dawn. Then again, I had a hard tome stomaching New Moon


  6. Ha! I agree with you. Those movies (and books) have never been for me.

  7. You are an your posts.

  8. Hi Ru. I'm just dropping in to say hello as an A to Z challenge co-host, and am now your newest follower. Cool to meet you!

    1. Nice to meet you, Matthew, I enjoy your blog.