Friend: This might be a weird question ...
Me: What?
Friend: Don't get offended ...
Me: I don't get offended.
Friend: If you were a stripper, what would your signature song be?
Me (externally): I don't know, I've never really thought about it.
Me (internally): Cowboy Casanova. No, She Wolf. No, I Like The Way You Move. No, no, Rock You Like A Hurricane! Yes, definitely Rock You Like A Hurricane.
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