Let's talk triathalons, people.
Specifically, baby triathalons -- say, for example, a 1 mile swim, 12 mile bike ride, 3 mile run.
You could do that, right? I mean, assuming you know how to swim and ride a bike. We descended from people who probably at one time or another had to run from tigers, so it's in your genetic code somewhere.
And assuming one is capable of a 1 mile swim, a 12 mile bike ride, or a 3 mile run, it's not all that nutty to say, "Hey, I know! I'll do them all, one after the other!" (Right? Let's go with "right.")
My biggest question is this ... assuming that one were to have the guts to sign up for such an event, with minimal available training time ... how do you go from the swim to the bike ride? Is there a changing station of some kind?
Because while I am willing to put myself though various kinds of physical hell, I am not willing to squeeze wet bikini bottoms into bike shorts for a 12 mile ride.