Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Fantasy gift giving

Today we're playing a fun, nerdy little game called, "What would you get the following fictional characters for Christmas and/or other winter-based holiday?"

1. Harry Potter

2. Elizabeth Bennett from Pride and Prejudice

3. Walter White from Breaking Bad

4. Primrose from Hunger Games

5. Sawyer from Lost

6. King Arthur

7. Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead

8. Sue Sylvester from Glee

9. Clifford the Big Red Dog

10. Ophelia from Hamlet

11. Or anyone else you'd suggest.

Funniest answer gets a million props.
Some nicely and not-so-nicely wrapped presents on my table. PS, I think I should do a series of pictures for the blog where Spencer's bum is somewhere in the background.


  1. 1. Harry Potter—Seven Minutes in Heaven with Hermione Granger (we all know they’re soulmates)

    2. Elizabeth Bennett from Pride and Prejudice—a copy of the Vagina Monologues, 30 Rock season 3, and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

    3. Walter White from Breaking Bad—a competent attorney, a business plan, a personal body guard, and a loving, supportive, non-paranoid wife.

    4. Primrose from Hunger Games—character, backstory, and a meaningful death.

    5. Sawyer from Lost—Juliette, hoss.

    6. King Arthur—A Lancelot voodoo doll and a roundtrip ticket back from Avalon.

    7. Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead—a $1,000 gift certificate redeemable at WalMart, Sonic Drive Through, and the Awesome Store.

    8. Sue Sylvester from Glee—a return to clever.

    9. Clifford the Big Red Dog—a Stegosaurus leg bone.

    10. Ophelia from Hamlet—Xanax, a box of tissues, and “Sleepless in Seattle.”

  2. Eric, your comment is the best thing to happen to this blog in a loooong time. How did I not see it until now??