I had to take a cab today.
It was one of the more impressive experiences of my life.
I've taken cabs before.
I've had awkward conversations a-plenty.
But no one -- NO ONE -- has ever said THIS to me:
"My first girlfriend, she taught me everything, if you know what I mean. She taught me how to have sex. She taught me how to read. Lord of the Rings. It was great when they made the movies. G**damn, the 70s had good drugs. We had an open relationship. And she and her three friends, Pineapple, Peanut and Cookie, I mean, we were all sleeping together. And those girls were bisexual, so sometimes it was more than just two of us. THC, it's a hell of a drug. Like Viagra. So you know, I think everyone ought to leave Tiger Woods alone. Who hasn't done a crazy thing or two in their day?"
And just so you know ...
Sometimes I exaggerate on this blog.
This is not one of those times.