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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Thanks, Obama

I went to lunch with some friends the other day. One of them asked me if I was seeing anyone, and I said, "Not really" (since "not really" sounds more hopeful than "nope").

The other friend helpfully added, "Well, you've been so busy at work."

I smiled and said, "Yeah, let's pretend that's the problem."

At which point things just escalated.

In this economy.

Thanks, Obama.

9/11.

Really, I've got good excuses for being single dating back to high school.

1 comment:

  1. I've got boatloads of excuses. I'm working on my career. I'm just particular. I have to wash my hair. But I think I should start blaming Bush. It's worked for other people...

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