A friend forwarded me this flyer for mid-singles LDS conference in Washington state -- the idea being that if you shove enough single Mormons into the same vicinity, some of them will pair off, get married, and make Mormon babies.
Which always reminds me of this exchange from Keeping The Faith:
Anna (to Rabbi Jake): So what's your chick situation?
Father Brian: Oh, don't ask, it's not a good story.
Father Brian: Because his whole congregation is trying to set him up and it makes him very uncomfortable.
Anna: What's wrong with that?
Rabbi Jake: There's a reason pandas don't mate in captivity.
Anyway, take a good look at that flier, and please note that in addition to the fine print warning that "All divorces must be final," your choice of breakout classes include spiritual enlightenment, financial planning, or self-defense.