Commercials like this:
Is it just me, or would the sea not sound like a middle-aged Justin Bieber fan?
If the sea ever called me, I suspect it would say something along the lines of, "THIS IS THE MOTHER-FU****G SEA! COWER AT MY SPLENDOR AND WORSHIP ME LIKE THE ANCIENTS! THE SEA IS HUNGRY FOR SACRIFICED CHILDREN! RAWR!"
And I would still want to go on a cruise.