Remember Bondage Barbie?
He's now emailed Hannah, asking to clean our house.
For the record, yes, there are pictures of me with Hannah on Hannah's profile, and Hannah with me on mine. (Rule for life: Never date someone who doesn't have group pictures of them and their friends. Never date someone who has an ab pic online.)
How wrong would it be ...?
(I know, I know. Pretty wrong.)
(But it is spring cleaning season ...)