1. Why do people post questions that are easily googleable as a tweet, instead? "Anyone know where to find good panna cotta?" As a matter of fact, Yelp does.
But I suppose asking Yelp would deprive you of telling all your tweeple that you're into highbrow pudding.
2. Mad Men returns in a week and a half and I could give a crap. This is what happens when you have more than a year between seasons -- people find other TV to love. I was once super into the world of Sterling, Cooper, Draper, Price and eighteen months later I'm into Westeros, Mystic Falls and Hershel's farm.
You're a pretty man, Don Draper, but there's another guy in town who looks just like you and is much funnier. His name is Sterling Archer and he may have some mommy issues of his own, but at least he's never expected me to think his journal is deep.
Give my regards to Joan.
3. I got some Hunger Games-themed nail polish for my birthday. It's really cute and I'd post a picture, except for some reason all of the pictures on my blog went away. I don't know how to fix that problem and to be honest, I probably won't try.
4. I think the reason why I don't really get the wedding pinboards on Pinterest (aside from inherent creepy stereotypicalness of it all) is that my one and only really great idea for a wedding is to have a string quartet play really slowed down versions of songs like "The Final Countdown," "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car," "Africa," and "We Built This City (On Rock and Roll)" and then watch guests squint their eyes and try to figure out why the music seems so familiar.
Try and pin that one, mo-fos.