I've never been into the Twilight movies. (Shocking, I know.) I saw the first two because the situations presented themselves -- it was all very passive voice.
But as I sorted through my Redbox options for tonight (a snuggly Valentine's evening with my puppy and some takeout), I couldn't stop pondering Breaking Dawn.
Really, if there were ever a movie to make me feel pretty good about being single again on Valentine's Day, it's a movie where a teen bride is rewarded for her virtue with a monster baby that eats its way out of her uterus.
I like my uterus just the way it is, thanks.