Here's an embarrassing confession: Sometimes I decide that I would be friends with someone before I've ever met them. Knowing that it is extremely unlikely I will ever meet them.
For the sake of clarity, I'll just admit that I've got one person in mind as I make this weird revelation, and yes, this person is kinda-sorta a celebrity. Which, yes, I know makes me a major weirdo.
(Does it help knowing that even if I told you who this person was, you would most likely not recognize her name and be forced to google for her identity, which is seriously like K-list it's so low? I'd like to think it would.
Of course, I would then lose all the ground I had just gained by promptly admitting that I'd like to marry this person's brother, since then we'd be sisters-in-law. CREEPY.)
Anyway, this person popped back in my radar recently in the most random way imaginable, and of course I took the opportunity to wonder if she (or her ridiculously attractive brother) were on Facebook. And like everyone else on the planet, THEY WERE.
And that's when I found out she has a little pup.
And that pup is a SPENCER CLONE.
Seriously. I stared at a few pictures of this girl (who I'm sure I'd be friends with if we were to ever meet) and her dog, which looks like a skinnier version of my dog. Down to the freckles.
I gotta be honest ... part of me wondered if in an alternate universe, she secretly thinks I would be friends with her.