Today on our walk, Spence and I were stopped by a neighbor who asked, "Ru, aren't you a lawyer?"
(As an FYI, these interactions never end well. No one ever says, "Are you a lawyer? Have a pony!")
My neighbor (who I like) asked me if I could recommend some property attorneys so she could sue our other neighbors (who I also like). I stood there awkwardly, trying to sound appropriately sympathetic-but-still-indifferent as she explained how some recent construction had negatively impacted water runoff onto her property, and wondering if I could respond to a tale of a flooding basement with, "You know, I'm new in this neighborhood, and I'd really like to avoid making waves."
The only fun part of this interaction was when she looked at me solemnly and said, "Winter is coming."
(So ... am I a Lannister in this scenario?)