Hey blog friends.
I want to get to know you better. If you haven't commented HERE, would you mind doing so? I feel like I gain some followers, I lose some followers, see some comments, intend to reply to some comments, then get called into a "lawyer" meeting (pshaw), and I never really remember to catch up with anyone. It's like an existential crisis, only I'm angsty over your existence.
While we're at it, feel free to ask me any questions you all would like in the comments section. I reserve the right to lie outrageously, but they will all get answered.