Bella (Kristen Stewart) looks down constantly in the Twilight movies.
Every. Single. Scene.
If the girl isn't busy mumbling, she's looking at her shoes. Or Edward's belt. Or a fascinating cluster of pebbles on the ground.
For the record, I don't have a particular problem with Kristen Stewart or the movies. I actually think there's a hilarious campiness quality to the final Twilight book. (Blackout sex! Vampire babies! Incisor c-sections! Man-on-newborn love! Magic powers! A climax where an American revolutionary-era vampire lectures an evil European vampire about individual liberty! Total fake out on the final battle! More blackout sex!) In essence, you need to read it as if Leslie Nielsen is playing Edward and Anna Faris is playing Bella.
In fact, you kind of just have to re-imagine the entire cast.
|I'm pregnant with a WHAT?!|
|Esme: Yup, you've caught a case of the vampire babies.|
|I'll do whatever it takes to protect you, Bella!|
|Rosalie: My last chance to be a mommy! GIMME BABY NOW! Alice: Things are getting awkward. Come to think of it, I need to go to Brazil for the rest of this novel...|
|Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, Carlisle: GROSSEST! DELIVERY! EVER!|
|If a teenage boy in love with a newborn is wrong, I don't wanna be right.|
The issue is really just that I have certain OCD-esque qualities, and once I notice something that bugs me I can't stop noticing.
Entertainment Weekly posted a video of Bella and Edward's honeymoon scene. Edward is looking lustily (or constipatedly) at Bella. Where is Bella looking? THE DAMN SHEETS.
I would suggest a drinking game for the imbibers where you take a sip every time Bella's gaze drops below the horizon level, but I'm fairly sure you'd get alcohol poisoning before the final credits rolled.
|Whatchu lookin' at, Bella?|
|No, seriously. What the eff are you looking at?|