If I am ever on The Daily Show,* my goal will not be to keep up with Jon Stewart intellectually or on a jokey level, but to remember that the MAN IS WEARING A SUIT.
Don't show up to an interview with a man in a suit wearing jeans and an ill-fitting cardigan or t-shirt. Jeez people.
* Given my current career trajectory, I'd like that appearance to be related to publication of my Truly Awesome Novel, but it will probably be after I've become a politician-mistress. Good thing I'm visiting Charlie this summer when he interns in D.C.
A song that reminds me of somewhere: Gnarls Barkley, "Crazy" - Atlantic City