- Karen, lawyer friend
emailing with me about a colleague who is objectively annoying
and who addresses people as, "Hey lady!"
Glummy to me is like the doldrums from Phantom Tolbooth. Sticky, and a nondescript color, going nowhere. Pretty sure I made it up. Anyway, I hope the glummies are getting less and less.
- Sandy, commiserating about bad news
Daggett County is the hub of multi-million dollar companies from what I hear -- it's the new Delaware.
- Sally, law school friend, mocking another lawyer's website,
which basically listed every county and major city in Utah
I knew I felt a little light coming upstairs. Where are my pants?
You remember Alpha, don't you? And he brought a lesbian with him.
- Auntie, introducing my brothers at a Christmas party
because Charlie is growing his hair out in an effort to look like Val Kilmer in Heat.
Right now, it's about a John Denver.
Merry Christmas, one and all.