Why does Yoplait insist on producing flavors of yogurt that shouldn't exist?
Yoplait, I love you. I love your various fruit flavors, particularly raspberry and lemon cream pie.
But yogurt and Boston cream pie do not mix. Neither does yogurt and red velvet cake, yogurt and ducle de leche, yogurt and anything that was never originally meant to be sour-flavored.
Every time you trick me into buying one of your new flavors.
Every time I regret it.
And now I'm really hungry.