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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Taxi cab confessions

I had to take a cab today.

It was one of the more impressive experiences of my life.

I've taken cabs before.

I've had awkward conversations a-plenty.

But no one -- NO ONE -- has ever said THIS to me:

"My first girlfriend, she taught me everything, if you know what I mean.  She taught me how to have sex.  She taught me how to read.  Lord of the Rings.  It was great when they made the movies.  G**damn, the 70s had good drugs.  We had an open relationship.  And she and her three friends, Pineapple, Peanut and Cookie, I mean, we were all sleeping together.  And those girls were bisexual, so sometimes it was more than just two of us.  THC, it's a hell of a drug.  Like Viagra.  So you know, I think everyone ought to leave Tiger Woods alone.  Who hasn't done a crazy thing or two in their day?"




And just so you know ...

Sometimes I exaggerate on this blog.

This is not one of those times.

3 comments:

  1. Wow. There are just no words.

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  2. That is absolutely amazing. Why do I get cab drivers who only want to chit-chat about the weather?? This is much more fun.

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