... the shoes.
Oh holy balls the shoes.
I wore a pair of particularly adorable shoes to work today. I mean SHAMEFULLY adorable. EVERYONE compliments them. Even men.
The problem was that today was the first day I walked to work in the adorable shoes instead of driving to work in the adorable shoes. I was miserable by the time I was within a block of my office and kicked them off as soon as possible.
So today, when I walked home, I did it barefoot, carrying the adorable shoes. Which is every bit as disgusting as it sounds.
Damn you, Dirty Monkey!*
* Quoting friend Kevin, who said this after our friend Lacey twisted her ankle in her own pair of shamefully adorable shoes. Oh boys and their lack of shoe knowledge.