tells you he's only ever had TWO girlfriends, you laugh your ass off. You do not look at him all fondly and then start having crazy "our countries run the Security Council" sex.
(Watching "Unfaithful" every time it is on TV is one of my guilty pleasures. I just love everything about it. The cheesiness of the French guy living in a loft, buying and selling first edition books. When one of the middle-aged moms compares having an affair to taking a pottery class. And duh, all the naughty parts. Even if they do have to involve a French man.)
(I don't know what it is about French dudes, but I cannot take them seriously. Their accents are just RIDICULOUS.)