I wish I drank.
The Utes lost. (I would be comforted by the fact that TCU is the cat's pajamas, and we put up a more respectable fight than BYU did, if not for the unhappy truth that we had a dozen penalties and multiple fumbles. Sigh.)
I wore snow-inappropriate footwear. (Status: feet still basically frozen.)
My brother Alpha is acting like he's on his period. (Hey, I can make misogynistic comments, I'm a girl.)
Basically that's it.
But the first one alone had me looking longingly at the margaritas at Kate and Ryan's.