Thursday, October 8, 2009
TMI: The Waiting Game Edition
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Is there a way to induce a 24 hour coma? Aside from the suggestion in the above picture. (Hell, come to think of it, I'll consider anything at this point.)
Random annoyance of the week: People who insist they are sure I passed the bar.
Look, I know you mean well, but some of you don't even know me. I might be an idiot.
Even if I'm not an idiot, lots of smart people fail the bar. It's not like high school, where it's possible for no one to fail. SOMEONE WILL FAIL. And every single one of those people who get the "Sorry, Try Again" letter also got into and graduated from an accredited law school. They were also smart. They also never failed anything before. MOM, IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT I NEVER MISSED A QUESTION IN FIRST GRADE, FIRST GRADE WAS TWENTY YEARS AGO!!
[Ahem. Sorry about that last one.]
And yes, you insisting you knew I would pass will work out very nicely should I pass, but we're both going to feel pretty crappy if things don't turn out that way.