Rik W. on Chris W.: "That guy is the most contrary son of a bitch on the planet. You can walk in and say, 'Gosh, it's nice outside,' and he'd say, 'No, no, no, no. I was just out there, and I saw some clouds. And I caught a chill. It is not nice outside.'"
Chris W.* on moi: "Here's Ru explaining a case - 'So there's this one guy, who did something super dickish, so he was sued. And then she was like, blah blah blah.'"
And that's where my blog got its name.
* In case you can't tell, Chris W. likes his impressions. Of course, if he ever reads this, he will promptly deny that.